Kim Possible: Woo Her: Part 04

“Alright, Kim, NORAD and GJ put Drakken in Northern Saskatchewan.” Wade said from the screen of the Kimmunicator.

“What, has he already used up all his other lairs?” Kim asked.

“I don't know, Kim, he did come here when he stole that weather machine,” Ron said, “but more importantly, why can't I have a power ring?!”

“Do you not remember getting stuck in that air duct?” Kim asked.

“Yeah... so?.. I was strong and manl-ay.” Ron replied, flexing his arms.

“Focus, Ron; I don't want to spend anymore time working for Hench then I have to.”

“Come on, don't you want a macho muscle ring?” Ron replied.

“What, and look like some amazon she-hulk?, no thank you.”

“Oh, come on, remember when you had Hego's super strength?”

“I have to admit,” Wade interrupted, “that was pretty cool.”

“No rings.” Kim finalized.

“Oh, alright.” Ron pouted, and Kim passed him a package.  “What's this?”

“Your parachute, Ron.”

“Hehe, oh, right.”  Ron slipped the yoke over his shoulder and began to strap himself in.  “So, I take it there's no airport near here?”

“Nope...”

“Aw...” Ron replied. “No churro's.” he pouted once again.

“Ron... Drakken...”

“yeah... yeah... I'm with you Kim.”

“Why don't you just pack snacks before going on a mission?” Kim asked as she stood up to the open window.

Ron joined her and the two jumped of the airplane.  “It's just not the same if you don't get them fresh.” Ron screamed in the heady wind.  He pulled his cord and Kim soon followed, and the two floated down.  “So, Kim, what do you think about Shego?”

“What?” she asked, somewhat startled.  Ron always seemed to drift off during missions, today's subject just caught her by suprise.

“Shego, Kim?”

“Um, she's always trying to kill me, if that's what you mean.”

“Aside from that?” he asked.

“Is this really the best time?”

“Oh, like you have something better to do until we hit the ground.”  Ron's logic was quite hard to argue with, probably because he's the only one who understood it.

“Uh... she's vicious, she works for Drakken, and she glows green...” Kim replied.

“That's it?” Ron asked, “and you've been fighting her for how long?”

“Sorry, Ron, it's just that when I'm floating thousands of feet above the Earth, I tend to focus on where I'm going.”

“Meh, suit yourself.” Ron replied, and the pair slowly floated down to the surface.